1. I live in England. It's always cold.
2. I have to wear so many layers that I start resembling a bumble bee.
3. Whilst wearing so many layers I am tempted to perfect my Joey Tribiani impression: 'Could I be wearing any more clothes?'
4. I have to walk everywhere wrapped in a blanket, which makes me look like I need serious psychiatric help.
5. Did I mention that English weather sucks? Non-stop rain.
6. I have to shower just to stay warm. However, my hair has never been this conditioned....
7. After doing the washingup I just stand there with my arms in the warm water. No-one should ever have to sink this low.
8. I just bought two new summer dresses which I won't be able to wear till the freak heat wave in October. Typical.
9. I've taken to wearing wellies indoors as I don't have any slippers. :(
